Jokes
What did Darth Vader say after he farted?
The force was within me.
Why did the car fart?
Cause he was out of gas.
What did the boy broom say to the girl broom?
You sweep me away.
What did the lion say when he was going to church and saw a deer?
We should pray.
What goes tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What did the light bulb say to albert einstein?
You elightin me.
Why did the spider buy a car?
Cause he wanted to take it for a spin.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
This was written by S Diddy himself.
Dragon ore
Chapter 1: The tale begins
Jamie was walking to school when he found a strange sapphire, sea blue glowing kind of stone. It was really strange. It’s about -3°C and the stone is as warm as the golden gleaming sun. Jamie was now turning into a human popsicle and the his feet are like frozen lemonade cubes,; and his fingers are like long cold fish fingers!
Jamie is a nice, ginger haired boy with sea blue eyes and a gleaming smile on his face. He’s a tall, strong, broad boy and has tough hands. His appearance may look like a big bully but he has friendly personality and has softness in his eyes. The boy is 14 years old and is turning 15, but because he is so hyper he looks like a 6 year old!
After 15 minutes he reached his school, APS which stands for America Primary School. He was heading for his classroom. As always he was either 5 or 10 minutes early. Jamie went into his classroom and unpacked his bag and kept some of his book in his locker, then jetted of to class. Jamie is always admiring the beautiful dragon statue because of his giant blue wings and sparkling scales like a beautiful tranquil waterfall. The horns and mouth are the most coolest part of his whole body because of the dragons black teeth and wavy tongue pointing out at you. The nice slim tail with its curves going in different turns and crosses. The dragon has a sort of a sea serpent body because it doesn’t have legs but I imagine it will still be able to either hover a centimetres of the floor or crawl over the ground going like a snake. But I found something burning in my pocket, it felt was making its way out onto the ground because the heat was like a house on fire! I slowly pulled it out of my pockets making sure I wouldn’t burn myself to the core of my palm. I picked it up and to my surprise the stone was way more warm than earlier in the morning. While I was wondering why, I saw my teacher Miss Jabson walk in with some of my other friends coming in slowly after her. I was wondering why it was glowing so much, and why it was so hot. Jamie then heard a deep voice saying “so you’re the one with the dragon ore” said the the voice coming from thin air. ‘oh my gosh that did that dragon just speak to me”
“Jamie please sit down and stop interrupting the class
“But the dragon spo-“
“That’s enough Jamie now you sit down or else you will get a detention”
That was it, Jamie was a top pupil and if he got a detention , that would end up on his permanent records and he would never reach his dream of going to Harvard. But then the most strangest thing happened and it said ”my name is Thorikun, the son of Thor, I am the dragon who is known for being the water dragon, you might have heard of my brother, the Loch Ness Monster. You would also know him of being a nuisance, like forming tsunami waves,” “Yes” answered Jamie “Then you must know that I am like him
“NOOOOOOOO!!” screamed Jamie at the top of his lungs.
“Jamie I warned you, DETENTION!!!”
I know its not finished
Dragon ore
Chapter 1: The tale begins
Jamie was walking to school when he found a strange sapphire, sea blue glowing kind of stone. It was really strange. It’s about -3°C and the stone is as warm as the golden gleaming sun. Jamie was now turning into a human popsicle and the his feet are like frozen lemonade cubes,; and his fingers are like long cold fish fingers!
Jamie is a nice, ginger haired boy with sea blue eyes and a gleaming smile on his face. He’s a tall, strong, broad boy and has tough hands. His appearance may look like a big bully but he has friendly personality and has softness in his eyes. The boy is 14 years old and is turning 15, but because he is so hyper he looks like a 6 year old!
After 15 minutes he reached his school, APS which stands for America Primary School. He was heading for his classroom. As always he was either 5 or 10 minutes early. Jamie went into his classroom and unpacked his bag and kept some of his book in his locker, then jetted of to class. Jamie is always admiring the beautiful dragon statue because of his giant blue wings and sparkling scales like a beautiful tranquil waterfall. The horns and mouth are the most coolest part of his whole body because of the dragons black teeth and wavy tongue pointing out at you. The nice slim tail with its curves going in different turns and crosses. The dragon has a sort of a sea serpent body because it doesn’t have legs but I imagine it will still be able to either hover a centimetres of the floor or crawl over the ground going like a snake. But I found something burning in my pocket, it felt was making its way out onto the ground because the heat was like a house on fire! I slowly pulled it out of my pockets making sure I wouldn’t burn myself to the core of my palm. I picked it up and to my surprise the stone was way more warm than earlier in the morning. While I was wondering why, I saw my teacher Miss Jabson walk in with some of my other friends coming in slowly after her. I was wondering why it was glowing so much, and why it was so hot. Jamie then heard a deep voice saying “so you’re the one with the dragon ore” said the the voice coming from thin air. ‘oh my gosh that did that dragon just speak to me”
“Jamie please sit down and stop interrupting the class
“But the dragon spo-“
“That’s enough Jamie now you sit down or else you will get a detention”
That was it, Jamie was a top pupil and if he got a detention , that would end up on his permanent records and he would never reach his dream of going to Harvard. But then the most strangest thing happened and it said ”my name is Thorikun, the son of Thor, I am the dragon who is known for being the water dragon, you might have heard of my brother, the Loch Ness Monster. You would also know him of being a nuisance, like forming tsunami waves,” “Yes” answered Jamie “Then you must know that I am like him
“NOOOOOOOO!!” screamed Jamie at the top of his lungs.
“Jamie I warned you, DETENTION!!!”
I know its not finished
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