Jokes

What did Darth Vader say after he farted?
The force was within me.

Why did the car fart?
Cause he was out of gas.

What did the boy broom say to the girl broom?
You sweep me away.

What did the lion say when he was going to church and saw a deer?
We should pray.

What goes tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog.

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

What did the light bulb say to albert einstein?
You elightin me.

Why did the spider buy a car?
Cause he wanted to take it for a spin.